Greed Is Good
Release Date: November 30, 2023
Singer: Bo
Character Bio: Bo is the CEO of Big Corp., an enormous American conglomerate corporation. He is an abusive capitalist willing to spend millions to purchase legislation through the Congress to benefit himself and his investors.
Song Story: Bo boasts how greed is the foundation of what America was built on. He attempts to recruit the citizens to join him and reap the rewards rather than fight him and lose anyway.
Greed Is Good Lyrics
Chorus
Greed, My Greed is Good
Somethin our founding fathers understood!
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s about time you also understood!
Verse 1
My friend MIlton Friedman said it best
Maximize profits and forget the rest
What every good capitalist should do
Been going on since the country was new
Our founding fathers were just like me
Owned businesses and property
Used their wealth to make our country great
I’m here! Set the record straight!
Chorus
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s about time you also understood!
Verse 2
Fast forward a 200+ years
Capitalism works! Let’s have no fears
US Path of glory is what we blazed
Even China’s now following our ways
I Know you like the jobs I provide
Allow you to live life as you decide
What I don’t appreciate
More strict laws and a higher tax rate
Chorus
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s about time you also understood!
Bridge
If you try to choose another way
I’ll hire a lobbyist to broker a play
Ya know, you can’t keep me down
Not with these beast politician clowns
Why don’t you just join my team
Get a taste of the American dream
Greed is your best defense
With a congress that makes no sense!
Chorus
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s about time you also understood!
RAP Bridge
Sometimes the problems, you wanna fix
Can be really bad for my business profits
If some policies worked efficiently
Could ruin income opportunity
Why I got Harry and Curlee on the payroll
Insurance for the plan I’m gonna bankroll
In case the Upgrade My Country GROUP
Tries to ruin my dysfunctional Loop!
Chorus
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!
Greed, My Greed is Good
It’s about time you also understood!